return my video game
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I deserve this hangover.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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