I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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