By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again