Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?