Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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