Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
True strength comes from lack of pants
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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