Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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