but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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