just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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