Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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