Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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