ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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