In the future we'll all be gay
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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