Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
