Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm both gender and math confused
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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