I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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