I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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