Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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