good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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