People in love make me want to vomit
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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