I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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