if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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