do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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