He is an equal opportunity slut.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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