today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I think i got beer on your cat.
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