Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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