you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize