Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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