I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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