Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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