ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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