Sry I called you an 8
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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