Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
my shit smells like andre
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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