I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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