Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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