Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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