i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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