No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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