Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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