Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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