I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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