im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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