I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she smelled like a LAN party
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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