fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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