Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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