Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
PANTIES FOUND
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