hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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