she looked like the before picture.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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