we're blogging at a bar
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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