This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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