I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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