did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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