i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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