in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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