Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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