At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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